Dirty Half-Dozen Dating Disasters!

There are good dates and there are bad dates, but then there are the disastrous dates that take bad evenings to a whole new level. The first five in this run down have actually happened to my girl friends (one happened to me, but you will have to guess which one) so here in reverse order are the dirty half-dozen dating disasters!

• 6: A romantic date that consisted of watching all six Saw movies, one after another, on a giant IMAX screen.
• 5: My friend had decided to top up her spray tan before a date. The lights were hot and she felt a little nervous but after a while she noticed an orange stain on the white couch that they were sitting on. The stain grew larger until she eventually realised that it was her fake tan coming away. He called her ’oompa loompa’ all evening!
• 4: The ’gentleman’ had prepared for his date by getting blind drunk and swung my friend around so energetically on the dance floor that she slipped and fell into the DJ booth. She later required four stitches in her forehead, but not until he had been sick over her at the sight of blood!
• 3: A friend was reassured that her date had chosen a nice, quiet pub for a few drinks.Minutes later a group of Millwall and rival West Ham football fans entered and chaos predictably ensued, including guys literally swinging from the light fittings and the barman being punched in the face. It (the mayhem and the date) only ended when the riot police arrived.
• 2: The blind date arrived at the restaurant late to explain that his best friend’s husband had just shot himself and he had been comforting her. Half an hour later and the merry widow herself turned up. The date and the widow eventually married each other!
• 1: A woman was enjoying her blind date with a guy called Chris from Ferndale, Detroit. The meal was great, conversation flowed and romance was in the air. Chris went to pay for the meal but ’discovered’ that he had left his wallet in her car and asked to borrow the keys. The last that she saw of her date was as he sped away in her brand new Chevy sports car.

So the next time that you are on a bad date, just say that you need to powder your nose and run for the door, and thank your lucky stars because things could be even worse!

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